re: Boy, 12, taken to hospital after mistakenly served alcohol at Outback Steakhouse.....

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said that this drink “didn’t taste normal” when he took his first few sips and that his “heart started beating as I was drinking it.”

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Alcohol is a depressant not fricking speed.

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no one in his family drinks alcohol, so they could not tell if the drink had rum in it.

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Found it! Here’s the real reason his heart was racing. His family who is probably very very anti alcohol flipped out and scared the shite out of the kid. Omg my boy has tasted liquor! You’ve got him drunk! Omg omg omg

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The boy was eventually taken to the hospital as his body began to react to the alcohol

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Yep, right there! I bet they ran every red light in town trying to get to the hospital in time to have his stomach pumped before he could become an alcoholic and need a new liver.

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He was given Tylenol and sent home, according to WJBK. The next day, Mekyle had a hangover, he said.

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No, no the frick he didn’t have a fricking hangover from tasting a strawberry daiquiri. Jesus Christ