re: Bidet Baws

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If it doesn’t splash shite all over the room, it is at least getting it on the handle and your wrist watch.

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You're having trouble with this. There is no shite water getting on a wrist watch or handle (handle to what?); it sprays your butthole and the water drips down into the toilet. There's not a violent explosion of water that spreads human waste across the room and making a mess. It's an extremely simple, effective concept, but hey some people like having a mudbog for an arsehole, so go off.