re: Bidet Baws

Dude, find a buddy that has one and try it out. It's MUCH more sanitary than wiping, not only for your a-hole but for the bathroom and your hands.

There's a nozzle that pops out that's like an inch or two from the a-hole, sprays a solid stream of water right at it, the water just falls back into the toilet. When you go to dry off with TP, it's just pure, clean water. Nothing splashes anywhere but on its intended target.