re: Bidet Baws

Dude, find a buddy that has one and try it out. It's MUCH more sanitary than wiping, not only for your a-hole but for the bathroom and your hands.

There's a nozzle that pops out that's like an inch or two from the a-hole, sprays a solid stream of water right at it, the water just falls back into the toilet. When you go to dry off with TP, it's just pure, clean water. Nothing splashes anywhere but on its intended target.

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If it doesn’t splash shite all over the room, it is at least getting it on the handle and your wrist watch.

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You're having trouble with this. There is no shite water getting on a wrist watch or handle (handle to what?); it sprays your butthole and the water drips down into the toilet. There's not a violent explosion of water that spreads human waste across the room and making a mess. It's an extremely simple, effective concept, but hey some people like having a mudbog for an arsehole, so go off.