re: What's the shittiest, most disappointing mass-produced candy still somehow on the market?

Sugar Daddy is a sucker. You don’t chew it; you suck it like an awesome caramel lollipop. (You are correct, though. Watching someone eat them is disgusting. They should be rapturously consumed in solitude.) Always crave these in the Fall. Getting harder and harder to find, though. (Except at Cracker Barrel.)