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Posted on 1/10/24 at 2:44 pm
Posted by WB Davis
Member since May 2018
2097 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 2:44 pm
...that's true, yet misleads the OT about your industry and job title.

Here's mine: the job requires surprisingly many conversations with undertakers, pot farmers, and the US Coast Guard.

What weirdness have you got?



[NB4 "you work at Domino's Pizza"]
Posted by Popths
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2016
3982 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 2:45 pm to
Retired. frick a bunch of work.
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7313 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 2:46 pm to
quote:

Retired


Me too, I work for the state.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71447 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 2:47 pm to
Wait for oilfield baws to go offshore...
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41759 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 2:47 pm to
"upon completion of fluffing, you may be asked to do other job-related tasks, including but not limited to mopping, sanitizing, laundry, etc."
Posted by bayouteche
The Beaches of Wham
Member since Nov 2012
1163 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 2:47 pm to
The ability to deal with lazy f*cks is a must!
Posted by BhamBlazeDog
Birmingham
Member since Aug 2018
3777 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 2:47 pm to
You guys have job descriptions? Am I the only baw working in fintech startups?
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11131 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 2:57 pm to
"@ your mom's house"
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
29028 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 2:58 pm to
All other duties as assigned.


I've rued that line for a plethora of years.

I just had a meeting where i'm guiding a customer to a 5 year $3mm purchase.

just 15 minutes before that i was getting my boss into his email because he forgot his password.
Posted by Captain Rumbeard
Member since Jan 2014
4206 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 2:59 pm to
I convince people in the government, politicians etc, to give me your tax dollars.
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
20342 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 2:59 pm to
Retired, but if I get my chores done, I get to sleep with the lady of the house.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12312 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 2:59 pm to
Physical ability to lift 50lbs…..

Not sure why that’s in there. I bet 90% of these fat asses can’t lift themselves off the couch without straining.
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
43182 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 3:01 pm to
HR is watching and monitoring
Posted by bluedragon
Birmingham
Member since May 2020
6721 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 3:01 pm to
Your job is a hybrid. A combination of Product and Sales Manager.

My reply?

You mean I was the only one stupid enough to take a position doing two jobs, yet get paid for only one?

They removed the comment from my job description
Posted by Prominentwon
LSU, McNeese St. Fan
Member since Jan 2005
93775 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 3:02 pm to
I pollute the earths oceans because people don’t know how to put shite in the trash can.
Posted by Big Gorilla
Bossier City
Member since Oct 2020
5463 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 3:04 pm to
quote:

Me too, I work for the state.


Retired. Don’t work. Love it.
Posted by LSUfan4444
Member since Mar 2004
53969 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 3:04 pm to
I don't even know where to find my job description
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
29028 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 3:08 pm to
quote:

Physical ability to lift 50lbs…..



i have to do this very rarely, but sometimes.

over christmas i reroofed, put together a home gym, and put together a shed. on the third i had a firewall install.

i had a network install and my back and hands were killing me. i was hoping for some 50/50 on the physical installation. and when i got onsite, the customer was pushing 300lbs and i knew that i was going to have to do all of the lifting, holding, and installing. Then i get to the data center and he has 200 lbs of switches and equipment sitting on top where we need to install. he says "i'll hold the screws for you."

sigh. what should have been a 15 minute plug and play turned into 2 hours of carefully taking down his network, removing equipment, reattaching by screwing it into a 2 post rack and turning it back on.
This post was edited on 1/10/24 at 3:10 pm
Posted by TSS_Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2013
191 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 3:14 pm to
You teach them, coach them, try to tell them all of the ways they can hurt themselves or others if they don't pay attention to the details, you raise them up the best way you know how... send them out into the field... and they eat the fricking crayons... for about 5 years... Once they finally become decent they demand a promotion into management or they leave for $5 more a year and you start over...repeat...
Posted by Ten Bears
Florida
Member since Oct 2018
3327 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 3:14 pm to
Part-time, amateur psychologist

Part-time, amateur marriage counselor

Part-time, heavy-handed pimp when the women of the office start skirt biting.
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