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Trump Shares Messianic Video About God Sending Him To Save World

Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:05 am
Posted by StopRobot
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Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:05 am
Posted by Mo Jeaux
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Posted by rmnldr
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Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:07 am to
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And on June 14th, 1946, God looked down on his plan Paradise, and said, I need a caretaker. So God gave us Trump.

God said, I need somebody willing to get up before dawn. Fix this country. Work all day. Fight the Marxists. Eat supper. Then go to the Oval Office and stay past midnight. And a meeting of the heads of state. So God made Trump.

I need somebody with arms strong enough to wrestle the deep state, and yet gentle enough to deliver his own grandchild. Somebody to ruffle the feathers. Tame the cantankerous World Economic Forum. Come home hungry. Have to wait until the First Lady is done with lunch with friends. Then tell the ladies to be sure and come back real soon and mean it. So God gave us Trump.

I need somebody who can shape an ax but wield a sword. Who had the courage to step foot in North Korea? Who can make money from the tar of the sand turned liquid to gold? Who understands the difference between tariffs and inflation? We’ll finish this 40 hour week by Tuesday noon, but then put in another 72 hours. So God made Trump.

God had to have somebody willing to go into the den of vipers. Call out the fake news for their tongues as sharp as serpents. The poison of vipers is on their lips. And yet. Stop. So God made Trump.

God said, I need somebody who will be strong and courageous, who will not be afraid or terrified of the wolves when they attack a man who cares for the flock. A shepherd to mankind who will never leave nor forsake them. I need the most diligent worker to follow the path and remain strong in faith and know the belief of God and country. Somebody who is willing to drill, bring back manufacturing and American jobs. Farm the lands. Secure our borders. Build our military. Fight the system all day and finish a hard weeks. Work by attending church on Sunday. And then his oldest son turns and says, God, let’s make America great again, dad. Let’s build back a country to be the envy of the world again. So God made Trump.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:07 am to
Posted by AU86
Member since Aug 2009
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Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:08 am to
Cult45 will love that one.
Posted by Taxing Authority
Houston
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Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:08 am to
quote:

God Sending Him

Posted by nugget
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Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:08 am to
SDV says this prayer every night to Andrew Tate before he goes to sleep
Posted by StopRobot
Mobile, AL
Member since May 2013
15446 posts
Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:09 am to
So based on my understanding of religion, specifically Christianity, God has now sent two people to save the world. Jesus and Trump. Makes sense
Posted by Undertow
Member since Sep 2016
7394 posts
Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:10 am to
This video is old news. Trump or his team had nothing to do with making it. And it’s not deifying Trump. It’s supposed to be part comedy, part trolling.
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
9477 posts
Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:10 am to
Thanks for that post! Now I really want Joe Biden to get reelected! You did it!
Posted by oogabooga68
Member since Nov 2018
27194 posts
Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:11 am to
Jesus Christ, you follow Mediaite?

Why not just admit you're a gdamned Commie?
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:12 am to
and the first posters are all in here cheering and happy they get to vote for biden again like you did last time
This post was edited on 1/5/24 at 10:15 am
Posted by BBONDS25
Member since Mar 2008
48894 posts
Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:15 am to
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He just posted a satirical version


You do know what satire is, right? Even the commie website knows it’s satire, but the Ron fans here don’t? Yikes.
This post was edited on 1/5/24 at 10:16 am
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
18016 posts
Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:15 am to
Trump is a master troll. He’s been doing it for years now and folk who worship at the altar of liberalism just can’t get their mind around it.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
119313 posts
Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:16 am to
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Trump Shares Messianic Video About God Sending Him To Save World
He has gone off the deep end. Sounds like David Koresh.




FYI, that is Dilley Meme Team, an online meme creator. Trump re-Truths memes all the time.
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
31607 posts
Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:28 am to
I mean, Romas 13:1, y’all. Lol. Fun times.
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:36 am to
Great video

Glad this upsets the clownshow
Posted by Perfect Circle
S W Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
6869 posts
Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:40 am to
Still better than anyone he's facing in the primaries or general election.
Posted by TrueTiger
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Member since Sep 2004
68708 posts
Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:41 am to

If this is at the top of your worry list.

You are a moron.
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
7229 posts
Posted on 1/5/24 at 12:25 pm to
I bet Boomer Trumpers are eating that up.
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