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Are you a believer in Big Altima Energy?
Posted on 12/21/23 at 10:44 pm
Posted on 12/21/23 at 10:44 pm
It's not good and it's not Christian to stereotype people, or cars, but I really do believe in Big Altima Energy. Probably because I've spent way too much time in Atlanta traffic, watching ratty arse Nissan Altimas barrelling through traffic in my rear view mirror and looking like they're about to take everybody out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH2LkFlXGlw
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12465519/Americas-WORST-driven-car-Nissan-Altima-crashes-inspire-memes.html
At it's core, I think that Nissan Altima drivers have less to lose and have given up caring about living in general, so therefore why not weave through traffic with bald tires going 95 miles per hour in the rain.
Another theory is that it's easier to get a loan for a Nissan and it's the go-to for people with bad credit scores, which gets back to the first point about not giving any more fricks in the first place.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH2LkFlXGlw
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12465519/Americas-WORST-driven-car-Nissan-Altima-crashes-inspire-memes.html
At it's core, I think that Nissan Altima drivers have less to lose and have given up caring about living in general, so therefore why not weave through traffic with bald tires going 95 miles per hour in the rain.
Another theory is that it's easier to get a loan for a Nissan and it's the go-to for people with bad credit scores, which gets back to the first point about not giving any more fricks in the first place.
This post was edited on 12/21/23 at 10:48 pm
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Posted on 12/21/23 at 10:46 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
The BAE Page on Facebook is hilarious, probably like 20% of their posts come from Louisiana's finest
Posted on 12/21/23 at 10:47 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Posted on 12/21/23 at 11:09 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Like the Charger(though I would argue the Altima’s a better car), it’s a car that depreciates very quickly. It’s also a common rental fleet car, so there are tons of them. This translates to affordability for a newer, relatively decent and relatively stylish used car. So low-income people flock to it.
There’s a correlation between low-income and “give a frick”, so…
There’s a correlation between low-income and “give a frick”, so…
Posted on 12/22/23 at 12:27 am to Violent Hip Swivel
My wife wanted an altima years ago and then we ended up getting her another vehicle down the road. I kept it drove it as a go to work vehicle for about 3 years. Money means a hell of a lot more to me than what other people think of me. I saved a bunch of cash up not buying that F250 and financing it for 10 years, but I didn't look macho doing it.
Posted on 12/22/23 at 5:35 am to Violent Hip Swivel
The women who recklessly drive Altimas with front end damage and the men who drive “leveled” trucks whose headlights blind oncoming drivers are both assholes.
Different races and genders. But both entitled, inconsiderate assholes.
Also I think the Altima’s with front end damage are responsible for some of the Camry dents. They may possibly be rival street gangs. What unites them with all other drivers is their mutual hatred for squatted pickup trucks and those Barbie Jeeps with the angry eye headlights.
Different races and genders. But both entitled, inconsiderate assholes.
Also I think the Altima’s with front end damage are responsible for some of the Camry dents. They may possibly be rival street gangs. What unites them with all other drivers is their mutual hatred for squatted pickup trucks and those Barbie Jeeps with the angry eye headlights.
This post was edited on 12/22/23 at 5:38 am
Posted on 12/22/23 at 7:25 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Saw this last week and took a picture. 95mph and the front bumper flapping in the wind.
Posted on 12/22/23 at 8:05 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Another theory is that it's easier to get a loan for a Nissan and it's the go-to for people with bad credit scores, which gets back to the first point about not giving any more fricks in the first place.
This ??
This ??
Posted on 12/22/23 at 10:05 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Nissans are cheap as frick to buy new. Even an Armada can be had for sub 40. That attracts a certain crowd
Posted on 12/23/23 at 9:16 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
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Ole Miss REBS, Chesapeake, United States, 1 month ago
Nissan, the official car of the 12%.
Ok, which of you baws is posting on Dailymail?
This post was edited on 12/23/23 at 9:19 pm
Posted on 12/23/23 at 9:40 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
I got a rental Altima this summer in Virginia. It was brand new and I was actually impressed. Quick, comfortable and fun to drive. All the electronics worked flawlessly. Not saying I would buy one, but its kind of a shame that its got this bad rap.
Posted on 12/23/23 at 11:20 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
No one deserves to be banned on Festivus, but this thread will get lots of people in the penalty box
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