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If walking on a path and someone is approaching from the other direction in your side

Posted on 12/17/23 at 5:22 pm
Posted by Thundercles
Mars
Member since Sep 2010
5126 posts
Posted on 12/17/23 at 5:22 pm
Do you move or hold strong and accept the collision? “Your side” in this instance the right side— the common walking / driving side in this glorious country. You’ve moved as far to the right as you can and the approaching party is hugging your side expecting you to move.

Aside from bang his wife, what do you do?
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54792 posts
Posted on 12/17/23 at 5:23 pm to
How big are her boobs?
Posted by El Segundo Guy
SE OK
Member since Aug 2014
9656 posts
Posted on 12/17/23 at 5:24 pm to
I might slow down to give them a chance to move. But I don't move over. They do.
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
33171 posts
Posted on 12/17/23 at 5:24 pm to
I move. No way I’m getting robbed
Posted by Gifman
by the mountains
Member since Jan 2021
9549 posts
Posted on 12/17/23 at 5:25 pm to
If on a walking path, and I’m on the right, they better get the frick over to the left. If walking on the road in my neigborhood, and I’m on the left, that bitch better move over too.
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
14262 posts
Posted on 12/17/23 at 5:26 pm to
I stop when I get to them and say excuse me. Usually we both adjust. If they just plow into me it’s go time.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
27209 posts
Posted on 12/17/23 at 5:29 pm to
quote:

Do you move or hold strong and accept the collision? “Your side” in this instance the right side— the common walking / driving side in this glorious country. You’ve moved as far to the right as you can and the approaching party is hugging your side expecting you to move.

Aside from bang his wife, what do you do?


I'd raise an eyebrow, shake my head, move to the other side, and go about my day. That person is clearly dealing with something I don't know about. Maybe something is weighing on them and they didn't even notice me. Maybe they have a micropenis and this is the only thing that makes them feel alive.

Either way, not worth my time and energy. I've got better shite to do.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63228 posts
Posted on 12/17/23 at 5:33 pm to
I look right and stay right.

Here's a free tip for you degenerates. You can control people with your eyes. Hard stare to the side you want to go and people will 99% of the time go the other way. Picked it up from a career of airport use.

The other 1% is Asians. They don't understand personal space and I don't understand them.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27493 posts
Posted on 12/17/23 at 5:37 pm to
The honey badger once decided to run into me in the center of the quad. Physics took over and he fell down almost straight onto his arse.

Figured he was going to be pretty pissed.

I offered him a hand to get up, but about halfway up my perpetual smart mouth got the better of me. Thankfully he laughed at the, "Sorry about that lil man."

Clapped me on the shoulder and said good hit
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54939 posts
Posted on 12/17/23 at 5:38 pm to
I throw an old rusty nail down in their path, step to the side, and let fate take its course.

If the great creator lets the nail land just so and keeps the guy from spotting it, I win. Bonus points if his tetanus shot isn't up to date. Lock jaw is a risk you take when playing fast and loose with the rules of sidewalk etiquette.
This post was edited on 12/17/23 at 5:50 pm
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
3875 posts
Posted on 12/17/23 at 5:39 pm to
It’s my side of the walkway, they need to get over.
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
18074 posts
Posted on 12/17/23 at 5:39 pm to
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
3539 posts
Posted on 12/17/23 at 5:46 pm to
Depends on where I am. Plank road sidewalk in North Baton Rouge? I'm not trying to get shot and die. Wait. I probably would anyway. Let me rethink this and get back to you.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28639 posts
Posted on 12/17/23 at 5:53 pm to
Fight to the death.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12658 posts
Posted on 12/17/23 at 5:55 pm to
Step 1 establish eye contact
Step 2
Posted by Clark14
L.A.Hog
Member since Dec 2014
19859 posts
Posted on 12/17/23 at 6:00 pm to
I was raised at a time when courtesy, respect and common sense were taught at a young age.

I taught my kids that and still practice it myself.

My son has told me about how people are surprised and taken aback at his good manners. It’s a dying behavior in this country and it’s very sad.
Posted by Gator5220
Member since Aug 2010
3133 posts
Posted on 12/17/23 at 6:43 pm to
I treat them the same way I do idiots at the grocery store that push their cart down the wrong side. If we meet head on you’re going around me.

We gotta reclaim decorum one path and one aisle at a time. Hold the line!
This post was edited on 12/17/23 at 6:44 pm
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
29193 posts
Posted on 12/17/23 at 6:51 pm to
I usually just whip my dick out in advance and they scatter.
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
50788 posts
Posted on 12/17/23 at 6:55 pm to
quote:

You’ve moved as far to the right as you can and the approaching party is hugging your side expecting you to move.


If I'm as far to the right as I can be, I'll just stop and wait. Won't move out of the way further though. Stare them down until they acknowledge they're in the way.
This post was edited on 12/17/23 at 6:56 pm
Posted by jpainter6174
Boss city
Member since Feb 2014
5350 posts
Posted on 12/17/23 at 7:02 pm to
Should always pass on the right, so if I’m on the “right” side then I don’t move.
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