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A couple of anti-jokes to finish your day
Posted on 11/15/23 at 2:56 pm
Posted on 11/15/23 at 2:56 pm
What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
None. Historians believe that pirates were most likely illiterate.
What did Buzz Lightyear say to Woody?
A lot. There were 4 movies, and a couple of short films too.
Two muffins are sitting in an oven.
One says, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one says, "Sure is. Probably about 350 degrees Fahrenheit."
None. Historians believe that pirates were most likely illiterate.
What did Buzz Lightyear say to Woody?
A lot. There were 4 movies, and a couple of short films too.
Two muffins are sitting in an oven.
One says, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one says, "Sure is. Probably about 350 degrees Fahrenheit."
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Posted on 11/15/23 at 2:59 pm to floyd of pink
frick you.
That's my anti-laugh.
That's my anti-laugh.
Posted on 11/15/23 at 3:01 pm to floyd of pink
A termite walks into a bar and says "Hey, where's the bar tender?"
Posted on 11/15/23 at 3:02 pm to floyd of pink
Posted on 11/15/23 at 3:03 pm to floyd of pink
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a serial rapist with a penchant for torture.
Because 7 was a serial rapist with a penchant for torture.
Posted on 11/15/23 at 3:05 pm to floyd of pink
A young woman approaches a bald man at a speed dating event and asks him…. “So what’s your sign?”
He says “Cancer. I have cancer.”
How’d I do?
He says “Cancer. I have cancer.”
How’d I do?
Posted on 11/15/23 at 3:06 pm to floyd of pink
What did the sunflower say to the crow?
Sunflowers can’t talk you fricking idiot.
This post was edited on 11/15/23 at 3:07 pm
Posted on 11/15/23 at 3:07 pm to floyd of pink
Posted on 11/15/23 at 3:09 pm to floyd of pink
Two penguins are in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?"
The other says, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"
The other says, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"
Posted on 11/15/23 at 3:11 pm to floyd of pink
The pirate joke was funny
Posted on 11/15/23 at 3:12 pm to floyd of pink
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar.
They treat each other civilly and go about their business.
They treat each other civilly and go about their business.
Posted on 11/15/23 at 3:18 pm to floyd of pink
Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year's gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake we know it's not to be. That for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably...
Posted on 11/15/23 at 3:25 pm to floyd of pink
How do you make a plumber cry?
You kidnap his family
What is red and tastes like blue paint?
Red paint
You kidnap his family
What is red and tastes like blue paint?
Red paint
Posted on 11/15/23 at 3:26 pm to floyd of pink
What's worst than finding a worm in an apple?
Cancer
Cancer
Posted on 11/15/23 at 3:35 pm to floyd of pink
What does a white guy do when his car breaks down?
He gets it fixed.
White people aren't funny.
He gets it fixed.
White people aren't funny.
Posted on 11/15/23 at 3:51 pm to floyd of pink
Here's a couple of Norm jokes to lighten the mood:
A bird in the hand is a good way to get bird flu, you frickin' a-hole.
It was announced this week that Archie Comic Books will kill off the character Archie in July. This is disappointing, because if there's one Archie character that should die, it's that cocksucker Jughead.
A bird in the hand is a good way to get bird flu, you frickin' a-hole. It was announced this week that Archie Comic Books will kill off the character Archie in July. This is disappointing, because if there's one Archie character that should die, it's that cocksucker Jughead.Posted on 11/15/23 at 4:44 pm to floyd of pink
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Rape
Knock knock
Who’s there?
9/11
9/11 who?
Thought you said you’d never forget
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun, get in the van
Who’s there?
Rape
Knock knock
Who’s there?
9/11
9/11 who?
Thought you said you’d never forget
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun, get in the van
Posted on 11/15/23 at 5:14 pm to floyd of pink
What's brown and sticky?
A stick
What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre
A stick
What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre
Posted on 11/15/23 at 6:48 pm to floyd of pink
What did the baby want for Christmas?
A plastic simulacrum of herself.
What do Hitler and Lance Armstrong have in common?
A strong disregard for norms of behavior.
A minimalist walks into a bar.
A plastic simulacrum of herself.
What do Hitler and Lance Armstrong have in common?
A strong disregard for norms of behavior.
A minimalist walks into a bar.
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