re: Market for a new Christmas tree (maybe?)

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tigernurse

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hey good lookin’! Long time

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I've heard vv nice things about them Balsam trees

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I want to pull the trigger but I’m such a fricking dumb home automation nerd that I need my tree to be controlled by Alexa (on/off, colors, etc) **fricking save it “first world problem” blah blah**
If I spend Balsam prices, that motherfricker better have everything I want. And I don’t want to buy a $6k tree and put $14.99 string LED that use that stupid little shitty remote.

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go to Hobby Lobby and use dat 40% off coupon and get you some new ornaments while ya there.

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Only ever put up ornaments with a personal story or we made as a kid so now my wife and I are doing the same thing… ie we buy an ornament from wherever we travel whenever we travel. It’s weird looking up “ornaments near me” in Google when it’s March and you’re in Milwaukee.