re: My Grandfather wants me to spread his ashes at Tiger Stadium

Flush him down one of the toilets. Yes, some of him will go to the sewer plant...but some will surely stick to the gunky lining of the LSU Tiger Stadium plumbing. His remains will be able to mix with DNA from other dedicated Tiger fans (don't do it on the visitor's section) for years to come. Maybe sneak into the LSU locker room and Paw Paw will be able to commune on a molecular level with future Tiger greats, like an 18 y/o corner back from Mobile with a hyphenated first name.