re: What’s your SO’s grossest habit?

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I am in the school that likes to pretend women don’t poop BUT I also don’t want to talk about them not pooping.

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Wait until you marry a girl with IBS. Can’t do dinner and a movie because her world is dinner and a moveMENT.

She must not have had it as bad when we were dating, or maybe she just hid it well by suggesting we go back to her place after dinner, and dropping the ole “I’m going to get ready and put on something more comfortable.” Or suggesting we just rent a movie.

Now I hear the details about a day in the life of IBS. If she doesn’t poop every morning, she worries about it until it happens.

It’s a good thing she’s hot. Think Salma Hayek with IBS who loves to talk about her IBS. Not a deal-breaker, right?