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re: Funeral Worker Robs House of Deceased to Steal Sex Doll
Posted on 10/16/23 at 12:10 pm to Shexter
Posted on 10/16/23 at 12:10 pm to Shexter
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After Smith exited the home with his shirt untucked and his pants in "disarray," the property manager called cops, who later busted Smith on a felony burglary charge. A post-arrest examination revealed the sex doll to be "sticky" and it appeared that "something had rubbed her inner thighs," police noted.
Wait...what was stolen? The doll's dignity?
And the bolded phrase...they are making the pervert a thing, but the inanimate doll a person?
Any good lawyer gets this thrown out. The guy moved some stuff around
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A deputy collected the sex doll "so that I could have her processed for DNA."
This post was edited on 10/16/23 at 12:19 pm
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Posted on 10/16/23 at 12:21 pm to fr33manator
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Wait...what was stolen? The doll's dignity?
He accessed the apartment under false pretenses and stole the doll, if I am reading it correctly. Apparently he fricked the doll in her bed first, just so she was comfortable.
Posted on 10/16/23 at 12:51 pm to fr33manator
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Any good lawyer gets this thrown out. The guy moved some stuff around
As he already had both of his hands full, how else was he supposed to carry the doll your honor?
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