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Savannah Banana Poetry

Posted on 10/9/23 at 10:22 pm
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
51612 posts
Posted on 10/9/23 at 10:22 pm
Just got my email stating I made the ticket lottery. Here is the email the SB's sent.

'Twas the eve of Banana Ball, fans gathered 'round,
With submissions aplenty, their hopes did abound.
Inboxes were buzzing with joy and delight,
We're shouting your name xxxxx xxxxx, into the night!

We've received your submission, it's official, you see,
You're eligible now, for the Ticket Lottery.
The games will be thrilling, a Banana Ball joy,
With trick plays, belly laughs, and dancing... Oh boy!

The Banana Nanas will dance with no fear,
Bill LeRoy and Jackson Olson, our heroes to cheer.
Ryan Cox and Tanner Thomas, cant help but to smirk,
As Vincent, the Umpire, busts out a li’l twerk.

The Savannah Bananas and Party Animals too,
Back for 2024, bringing excitement anew.
The world’s tallest player, a sight to behold,
In this grand and dazzling tour, let wonderment unfold.

Banana Ball is coming, to a city near you,
It’s nearly here – not in your rear view.
So stay tuned for updates, keep your spirits high,
Banana Ball's coming, with potassium in supply.
This post was edited on 10/9/23 at 11:15 pm
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
72786 posts
Posted on 10/9/23 at 10:24 pm to
shite is gay.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66561 posts
Posted on 10/9/23 at 10:25 pm to
+1
Posted by PrecedentedTimes
Member since Dec 2020
3128 posts
Posted on 10/9/23 at 10:25 pm to
Gayest thing I’ve read since Obama’s memoirs
Posted by Barstools
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2016
9519 posts
Posted on 10/9/23 at 10:26 pm to
WWE meets T ball
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
72786 posts
Posted on 10/9/23 at 10:27 pm to
Ballerinas of baseball.
Posted by TennesseeFan24
Member since Nov 2022
76 posts
Posted on 10/9/23 at 10:27 pm to
....awesome....
Posted by GoldenBoy
Winning!
Member since Nov 2004
42017 posts
Posted on 10/9/23 at 10:27 pm to
Make baseball straight again
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131569 posts
Posted on 10/9/23 at 10:28 pm to
is this one of your swinger parties you always used to invite the LLotOT to back in the day?

Posted by BZ504
Texas
Member since Oct 2005
9762 posts
Posted on 10/9/23 at 10:30 pm to
Are they the Harlem Globetrotters of baseball?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124906 posts
Posted on 10/9/23 at 10:32 pm to
quote:

We're shouting your name James Hendrix , into the night!


This you?


And they so obviously used chatGPT for this.

Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18676 posts
Posted on 10/9/23 at 10:33 pm to
So how much are tix?
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
66133 posts
Posted on 10/9/23 at 10:34 pm to
quote:

Gayest thing I’ve read since Obama’s memoirs


Posted by 21JumpStreet
Member since Jul 2012
14674 posts
Posted on 10/9/23 at 10:36 pm to
Trying to save baseball
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
66133 posts
Posted on 10/9/23 at 10:37 pm to
quote:

This you?


Now the username makes sense. Oops!
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124906 posts
Posted on 10/9/23 at 10:37 pm to
quote:

Gayest thing I’ve read since Obama’s memoirs


Now what about a retelling of the 23 CWS to the cadence of "Casey at the Bat"


That ends with

"But there is no joy in Gainesville, mighty Florida has lost out."
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
58481 posts
Posted on 10/10/23 at 12:23 am to
What In the flying frick is this shite about?
This post was edited on 10/10/23 at 12:24 am
Posted by AtlantaLSUfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
23392 posts
Posted on 10/10/23 at 6:23 am to
Was fine except the dance with no fear line. Gay.

It’s Harlem Globetrotters of baseball. Will be a fun night.
Posted by LSUfan4444
Member since Mar 2004
54234 posts
Posted on 10/10/23 at 6:23 am to
The amount of people here who shite on popular things is always worth a chuckle.

Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59907 posts
Posted on 10/10/23 at 6:24 am to
I wouldnt be caught dead at that shite. Probably be less ghey to go to a dude perfect live show
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