re: Dane Cook, 51, marries “long time partner of 6 years”, Kelsi Taylor, 24

1. Does Cook still do comedy? Perhaps at 63 I’m too old, but I haven’t heard his name in probably 10 years or more. How does he earn a living these days?

2. In what I consider his “heyday” of the early 2000’s, I listened to him once and bailed after 10 minutes, at most. I didn’t find him funny.

3. Cook’s had the last 6 years to mold and shape this young woman’s mind into whatever he wants/likes. Time will tell if she stays warped, or if she’s still capable of growth.

4. As creepy as this is, and it’s a lot, it’s still not as bad as (?)16 year old Courtney Stodden marrying Doug Hutchinson from The Green Mile. He played the sniveling punk Percy. Hutchinson was 51 at the time of their ‘blessed nuptials.’