re: Y’all remember Young Badger’s pick against Trannyhill vs A&M?

That was back in the heyday of Les Miles.

"Alright, fellas. Here is what we want to happen. On offense, we're not going to try to score any points in the second half, so we're going to rely on our punter to keep them pinned down. Josh, the Australian is not ready, so we're counting on you to facilitate our lack of attack.

I don't do math, but our damn strong defense is going to have to keep them from scoring more points than we have already inflicted. Just make sure I don't have to call a time out. Like I said, I don't do math."