re: When did Cadillac cafe close?

Fun story behind that place.

So, my friend and decide let’s hit up Cadillac one night. We were like 26 and to his credit, he pulled a legit bad bitch of a milf.

The friend of fine milf was not fine and probably in the negatives out of 10. Of course, as the night goes along, i could see where this was gonna head.

Sure enough, fine milf asked my buddy if i was interested in her friend cause she liked me.

I sure was shite was not interested. However, my buddy says, bruh i need this, look at that woman, she is fine. I said yeah, she is quite awesome.

I said there is wingman and then there is wtf. I said this MF’r is coming with a price tag so what you wanna throw down on top of this one. He explained his payment and i just closed my eyes and sighed hard, looked at the bartender and said i need 2 shots to start off with.

So, i did end up with a guided duck hunt trip for free for this one which was such a bad arse trip.

However, that was hands down most unattractive woman i have ever done the deed with.