re: Who is your favorite LSU FB player ever?

My favorite is Joe Burrow for personal reasons. For years, I suffered from a rare form of metastatic I-formation blockages in the Bama region of my sphincter. I tried a several treatments with limited success: playaction therapy, jet sweep infusions. Nothing seemed to work until Burrow took full command of the offense. 60 touchdowns and one natty later, and I am proud to say that I am 100% malaise free. Thanks, Joe! I’m forever in your debt.