re: Baldur's Gate 3 (2023)

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Apparently I’m gay for Gale simply because I talked about Magic. I thought we were just chilling having a few brewskies after a solid days work.

Nothing worse than the two chicks you’re banging and everyone else at camp asking about my “special time” with Gale.

Not that I’m against it or anything but I did NOT just let Lae’zel and shadowhart brawl in an attempt to figure out which one was worthy of being my main girl only for every one to think me and Gale were having magical butt sex.

One of my quicker resets.

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I did the magic thing with him too. I thought "cool, he's teaching me magic and it's going to open up new spells for my bard". I was wrong, he was only wanting to open up my booty-hole. It was only after that when you find out he considered it damned near a sexual encounter.

Dammit, Gay-le.