re: What’s the trashiest wedding you’ve ever attended

College buddy's wedding in Arkansas...ceremony was at 10 AM...full mass then reception followed at 11 in the schools fricking cafeteria. We were treated to a luke warm lunch, his brother figuring out the acoustic guitar as he went on "stage" and....punch. I to this day don't know why I wore a suit to this thing as the groom was the only one not in jeans. At a certain point he pulled us aside and said sorry....her family is religious...but I got yall! Check the back room. There was a case of warm af bud light. After the festivities wrapped up at noon sharp, we were told to take a wedding favor...which had also been the decoration.... a Mason jar full of what I'm sure was great value brand olive oil w the couples pictures floating inside.

Worth mentioning I drove 5 hours to be at this thing....