re: What's the most ridiculous thing a woman has gotten mad at you for?

Had a SO that would complain about a lot of things. One of those people who just seem to be intentionally unhappy.

She's going on and on day after day about topics that seem to make her miserable. Her sister is prettier. So and so at work is blowing a boss and has a boyfriend. The lady next door to her parents is easy.

It's annoying. Anyway she comes home in one of those moods and starts venting again. "Sweetheart. How about not tonight. You always make yourself angry."

She's insulted. We argue a little. I'm trying to stay on the "is this good for you or us?" Line of logic

Fine. She's pissed but sneaky pissed. And moves to a subject to try to annoy me.

"Okay. Girls at work were talking about the hall pass thing." She starts.

"You mean where you can pick anyone to sleep with and your partner has to accept it?"

"Yep." She's clearly enjoying this.

"You know how I think about that. It would end the relationship. You should just break up instead of having a list"

"Don't be insecure." She insisted. "A strong relationship includes forgiveness"

"Fine. Who do you pick?"

She named like Jason Mamoa, Justin Timberlake, and Brad Pitt. Then she asks "Okay. Who do you pick? Oh I bet you're going to pick like that Emily Ratajowski, Charleze Theron, and Margot Robbie."

Nope. I replied. "Your sister, your parents neighbor, and the slut where you work."

It was worth it