re: What's the most ridiculous thing a woman has gotten mad at you for?

A few years back, I went on some dates with this chick in Birmingham. Everything seemed to be progressing smoothly. Had lots of fun, good conversations, great sex, etc., etc.,

One night, we played Cards Against Humanity with her roommate and her roommate's fiance, who was an Italian national. The game progressed normally, with lots of laughs and "oh nos".

As the game ended, the Italian fella started going through the answer cards. He came across "Popeye's"

"HempHead, what is Popeye's?"
"It's a fried chicken joint."
"Is it any good?"
"Yeah, it's pretty tasty, but I'd probably get better service if I wasn't a pasty arse cracker."
"Oh, okay."

We went out later that night and she seemed rather distant and standoffish. I asked her what the problem was.

"What you said was really racist. I have a lot of black friends."
"Uh....what?"
"That was just extremely insensitive. I'd like for you to apologize."
"Absolutely fricking not. What I said it undeniably true."
"Fine."

I took an uber back and never talked to her again.