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re: The Drunkest You've ever been at Tiger Stadium...
Posted on 11/20/08 at 5:14 pm to mytigger
Posted on 11/20/08 at 5:14 pm to mytigger
Last year for the florida game my buddy whos hammered out of his mind turns around to fire up the crowd and falls backwards 4 rows on top of people. It was awsome. We managed to stay in the game but on the way home we had a 30 ft. flame shooting out of back of the truck, bbq pit was on fire. A great night
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Posted on 11/20/08 at 6:07 pm to Maurice tiger fan
last time we played Kentucky at home(don't remember the year) was around the time that the scandal with Skip selling something to Smoke. I was in the Stadium club and looked right at Mr. Bertman and asked him if he had 100k stashed somewhere that I could borrow. It got a good laugh from what I can remember unfortunately he didn't think it was as funny as I did......Damn whiskey.
Posted on 11/20/08 at 6:27 pm to TheEye
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Last year at the Arky game the buy behind me slept for the entire game and woke up in overtime just in time to see us lose.
That was probably my father in law. He doesn't drink, but has bad narcolepsy and was at that game. He fell asleep at his own birthday party surrounded by 20 loud people. Dude is crazy, it doesn't matter if it's exciting or not, when it's time to nod off it just happens.
But make no mistake, he is a huge Tiger fan.
Posted on 11/20/08 at 6:31 pm to The312
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I didn't sit in my typical south endzone seats for that game. Instead, my two friends and I bought tickets near the top of the bowl along the east sideline. We sat right next to some mammoth, titantic, Herculean Cajun guy and his smoking hot wife. In my drunken jubilation after one of Alley's runs, I picked her up and buried my head in the cleavage of her perfect, err, assets...for an inappropriately long time...long enough for the band to start playing...long enough for an uncomfortable silence to fall over the entire row. When I finally put her down, I thought the Cajun was going to pulverize me. Luckily, though, he just laughed.
Winner
Posted on 11/20/08 at 6:33 pm to TigersRuleTheEarth
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I looked at him and said, "If they sold beer in here the cops would need riot gear."
I think it would be just the same. It would for me at least. I'm not paying 6 bucks for a beer to have to get up to piss every 5 minutes when I can sneak in a pint of Jack instead.
Posted on 11/20/08 at 6:57 pm to SuperFan
Never been drunk myself at Tiger Stadium, however I was leaving one night and some dude was walking in front of me and fell face first down like Foreman had hit him. His buddys just keep on trucking. Think he woke sometime Sunday.
Posted on 11/20/08 at 7:28 pm to lsuwins
last year for Arky we tailgated over night, starting 10 pm Thanksgiving night. we had about a dozen guys and a buddy and me polished off a full bottle of Gray Goose, that next morning i bent over the tell someone something and had my jeans catch on fire from the propane heater behind me an my (back right pocket) burn completely off. Never seen more people on the ground laughing. I went into the game as is, all i heard is damn dude that must have been a bad night.
This post was edited on 11/20/08 at 7:30 pm
Posted on 11/20/08 at 7:30 pm to lsuwins
Last year at the La. Tech game my I had been drinking off and on since about noon and snuck in a flask filled with crown and sipped on that til about half time when Lee Greenwood performed. When he finished performing "God Bless the USA", I yelled back at the top of my lungs, "No! No! God Bless YOU Lee Greenwood! You and your American flag jacket."
Posted on 11/20/08 at 8:15 pm to Lsuhoohoo
These stories have been halrious, keep them coming!
Posted on 11/20/08 at 8:21 pm to AMS13
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How my friends drunkest Tiger Stadium moment screwed ME!
A friend and fraternity brother of mine was so drunk for the 2002 Alabama game that he fell down the stairs and landed at a cop's feet in the student section. Seeking an immediate explanation, my friend told the cop that someone had pushed him. Of course, the cop asked WHO pushed him and my moron friend pointed to ME, since I was the closest and probably laughing the hardest. Result: I get thrown out of the stadium, have to go see the dean, and my friend gets to stay in the stadium and watch the game. It took several years for me to forgive his dumb arse.
Man that sucks
Posted on 11/20/08 at 8:41 pm to adavis
Bama/Lsu this year
drank scotch and water for 8 hours tailgating. Got into the stadium. I had three vacuum packs of segrams. bought a big gulp and made me a shooter in the stall. dont remember sitting down, dont remember the first half. at the half i got another big gulp and made another shooter. in the forth quarter i ran out of sprite and poured the last pack over my ice. the bama couple behind me began laughing at the demonic grin that appeared on my face as i noticed they saw me doing this in my girlfriends jacket. an officer of the law saw me rummaging around and as he came up to greet me. i slipped the drink in between the couple legs behind me and said "shhhh dont tell him please, roll tide". they laughed. the officer of the law asked what i was doing and asked me to stand. so i stood completely obnoxiously drunk and he said nevermind sir. the couple didnt rat me out and i was able to watch the rest of the game. after the blocked field goal i turned to the mans 55-60year old wife and said "BAMMER JAMMER YELLOW HAMMER, I GOT YOUR CAJUN SAUSAGE RIGHT HERE SWEETHEART!!!' after being kicked out of multiple bars in TL, i passed out later that night. it was the classiest of nights for me, but i had a great time
drank scotch and water for 8 hours tailgating. Got into the stadium. I had three vacuum packs of segrams. bought a big gulp and made me a shooter in the stall. dont remember sitting down, dont remember the first half. at the half i got another big gulp and made another shooter. in the forth quarter i ran out of sprite and poured the last pack over my ice. the bama couple behind me began laughing at the demonic grin that appeared on my face as i noticed they saw me doing this in my girlfriends jacket. an officer of the law saw me rummaging around and as he came up to greet me. i slipped the drink in between the couple legs behind me and said "shhhh dont tell him please, roll tide". they laughed. the officer of the law asked what i was doing and asked me to stand. so i stood completely obnoxiously drunk and he said nevermind sir. the couple didnt rat me out and i was able to watch the rest of the game. after the blocked field goal i turned to the mans 55-60year old wife and said "BAMMER JAMMER YELLOW HAMMER, I GOT YOUR CAJUN SAUSAGE RIGHT HERE SWEETHEART!!!' after being kicked out of multiple bars in TL, i passed out later that night. it was the classiest of nights for me, but i had a great time
Posted on 11/20/08 at 8:59 pm to Ugonbealrite
after the 3 hour or more rain delay for Fresno State two years ago, my buddy and I had polished off a few beers and a couple litres of seagrams gin...i preceeded to watch the players run by with tracers behind as they ran...after a while got paranoid of the tracers and left in the 3rd quarter and went to sleep in the truck
on a side note, my buddy got lost in the stadium and couldnt find his way back to the seats...the stadium was no more than 1/2 full that night
on a side note, my buddy got lost in the stadium and couldnt find his way back to the seats...the stadium was no more than 1/2 full that night
Posted on 11/20/08 at 10:02 pm to Bluff City Tiger
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When I dropped acid ten minutes before kickoff at a game in '92
That would be nuts
Posted on 11/20/08 at 10:10 pm to Ugonbealrite
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"BAMMER JAMMER YELLOW HAMMER, I GOT YOUR CAJUN SAUSAGE RIGHT HERE SWEETHEART!!!'
Posted on 11/20/08 at 10:18 pm to AMS13
2001 Auburn. I was THAT guy on that night and vowed never to be it again.
Posted on 11/20/08 at 10:25 pm to AMS13
I can't remember.
Posted on 11/20/08 at 10:33 pm to Achee
"Fat,drunk,and stupid is no way to go through life son". - Dean Vernon Wormer (Animal House) I myself was very drunk back in the day........ 
Posted on 11/20/08 at 10:44 pm to AMS13
virginia tech last year i passed out waiting in line for the student section, but we lined up 5 hours before kick off so i was good by kickoff, this year for appy state i was so fricked up i went to the south endzone thinking it was the student section, i dont remember where i sat for the game, but i had been drinking since 7 pm the night before
Posted on 11/21/08 at 12:33 am to treyk89
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I find it amusing, yet so sad that someone would brag and be proud of passing out drunk.
I've NEVER been drunk in Tiger Stadium. Don't NEED it. Sorry, but I don't get the entire "Drinking" thing. Never did. Never will. Didn't in HS. Didn't at LSU. Don't now. It's for weak willed addictive personality types that can't handle reality very well. Only pathetic individuals brag about it and think it's cool....
Posted on 11/21/08 at 12:51 am to AMS13
I was on business and got to make the Miss St game this year. Drank a few beers and some guy helped me score a very decent seat on the 10 yard line Lower South West. I smuggled in some crown and started drinking it with sprite. By the time kick off was about to start I was flying very high. I realized I hadn't eaten all day. But kick off was about to happen, so I dug in. By the second quarter I was soo polluted I gave a guy going to get food a ten and asked for a hotdog. I couldn't move. He brought back the dog with change! LSU fans are the best!
I ate the dog but was cratered beyond repair. Sobered up slightly at the end of the game.
My wife has a picture Voyager phone of the band in formation taken from the stadium seats. I asked her where she got it. She said I sent it on my phone. I have no recollection at all.
Lee threw no pick 6's that night. I need to drink Crown and Sprite more often during games.
I ate the dog but was cratered beyond repair. Sobered up slightly at the end of the game.
My wife has a picture Voyager phone of the band in formation taken from the stadium seats. I asked her where she got it. She said I sent it on my phone. I have no recollection at all.
Lee threw no pick 6's that night. I need to drink Crown and Sprite more often during games.
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