re: Give me your best dad joke

Due to the recession Elmer Fudd and Porky Pig were laid off from acting and subsequently turned to crime. They hit several gas stations before hitting a warehouse full of liquor one night. As they loaded the getaway vehicle at the warehouse, Porky asked: "I-i-isn't th-this w-whiskey? Elmer replied: "Yes, but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank...."