redneck old folk country spa/pool

Ok so put ya redneck hats on and give me some ideas on a red neck county pool/spa.

We don’t want a pool. We want a sitting pool/tub to cool down and have a cocktail in summer after morning on our 30 acres in 100 degree heat. One that can be a hot tub in winter. We are open to a Walmart special on up to a contractor who can do this. Budget is $1000 for redneck special and 10k for concrete and filters and plumbing for a plunge pool/hot tub like thing. Surely this crowd has ideas. Thanks in advance.