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re: Aggie Jokes

Posted on 11/14/08 at 7:46 am to
Posted by craignettles
Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 11/14/08 at 7:46 am to
Heard about the Aggie that lost $100 on the LSU-A & M game?

$50 on the game and $50 on the replay.
Posted by craignettles
Member since Jan 2005
3289 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 7:49 am to
Then there was the Aggie graduate who got into chicken farming.
He planted the eggs three inches deep, watered daily and waited for the chickens to grow.

After one month, he called the Aggie consultant at Texas A & M. The response was, "Try planting at one inch and less water."
Posted by tjohn deaux
GA
Member since Feb 2007
10179 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 7:52 am to
A guy was sky diving over Texas. He free fell for a bit, then pulled the cord to no avail. He tugged and pulled at the cord, and tried the reserve, but neither worked. As he continued to fall, to his amazement, he saw an Aggie coming up at him from the ground. Noticing that he was the guy that had rented the equipment to him, he yelled to him, "Hey do you know anything about this parachute?!" The Aggie yelled back, "No, do you know anything about gas grills?!"
This post was edited on 11/14/08 at 7:53 am
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