re: Aggie Jokes

these 2 Aggies were at parachute training in Ft Polk.
the Sergeant gave them their instructions for the checkout jump:
Men, he said w will be at around 10,000 ft.
after you jump, you are to count to 3, take your right hand go over your left hip and pull your parachute open....
should it not work, take your left hand, go over your right hip and pull your emergency parachute ope.
when you get to the ground, there will be a truck waiting to take you back to the base.

So the 2 Aggies jump...
one first then the second one.
the second one counts to 3 and reaches to open his regular parachute...it does not work...
he takes his other hand, counts to 3 and reaches to open his emergency parachute....
it does not work.
Just about that time, he passes his buddy.....
so he says..."I bet you there ain't no truck down there neither"