re: Aggie Jokes

Two Aggies decide one day to go ice fishing. They get their gear and head out to the ice. They start chipping away at the ice, when a loud voice from the sky says "There is no fish in the ice." The Aggies stop and look at each other, shrug their shoulders and continue chipping away. Once again a booming voice from the sky says "There is no fish in the ice." One of the Aggies looks up and says "Is that you God?" The voice replies "No, this is the manager of the Houston Galleria. You are in our skating rink. There is no fish in the ice."


What do you call virgin wool?

Any sheep that can outrun an Aggie.