re: What did you do for your bachelor/bachelorette party?

My Buddies took me for a steak dinner. Then to some bar where they got me hammer drunk. Then to Visions where they paid to have me pulled on stage, have the strippers take my my clothes off and beat the shite out of my with my belt.

I woke up the next morning with bruises all over me. From what they tell me, I had a good time, but I don't remember much of it.