- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
0
Posted on 1/29/23 at 10:56 pm to domesticengineer
quote:
And remember, never fry bacon when ‘ur naked. You must say ‘ur… if you go full YOU’RE it’s lost.
Posted on 1/29/23 at 10:56 pm to Happygilmore
Tell them they’ll be tested on it and then actually test them on it.
Posted on 1/29/23 at 11:26 pm to Happygilmore
Posted on 1/29/23 at 11:45 pm to Happygilmore
quote:
like to close with something worth a chuckle that also has a meaning to it that can be used for work/self improvement.
Drop the N-word in there to see if anyone was listening.
Posted on 1/29/23 at 11:58 pm to Happygilmore
Give 'em the old Hemingway line - "The world breaks everybody and afterwards many are stronger in the broken places". Might be a bit difficult to build a joke around, but I'm sure you can come up with something.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 12:11 am to Happygilmore
Turn to the guy to your right and say “the jerk store called, and they’re running out of you”
Posted on 1/30/23 at 12:55 am to Happygilmore
Posted on 1/30/23 at 4:06 am to Happygilmore
quote:
also has a meaning to it that can be used for work/self improvement. It’s right after the safety briefing bs, so trying to get them back engaged.
You are completely lying to yourself if you think that you have this much influence.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 5:08 am to Happygilmore
I always do upcoming birthdays and I put a celebrity birthday. They get a kick out off that.
My most recent meeting was Dolly Parton’s birthday
My most recent meeting was Dolly Parton’s birthday
Posted on 1/30/23 at 5:25 am to Happygilmore
Today is the day that we do what we do!
This post was edited on 1/30/23 at 5:33 am
Posted on 1/30/23 at 5:56 am to Happygilmore
Here's my take on meetings and cute little sayings used by speakers to motivate:
We have all frequently heard the story that in the Chinese language, the word for "problem" is the same word they use for "opportunity." So, any time you see a problem arise you should consider it an opportunity.
I say that's fair enough, but the reciprocal must then be true also. So, any time someone in upper management tells me that we have a great opportunity, All I understand from them is that we have a huge f***ing problem. (And, more than likely, it's their fault.)
We have all frequently heard the story that in the Chinese language, the word for "problem" is the same word they use for "opportunity." So, any time you see a problem arise you should consider it an opportunity.
I say that's fair enough, but the reciprocal must then be true also. So, any time someone in upper management tells me that we have a great opportunity, All I understand from them is that we have a huge f***ing problem. (And, more than likely, it's their fault.)
Posted on 1/30/23 at 5:57 am to Happygilmore
quote:
It’s right after the safety briefing bs
I bet your management loves the attitude you bring to the organization.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 5:58 am to Happygilmore
“The jerk store called, they’re running out of you.”
Posted on 1/30/23 at 6:03 am to Happygilmore
I always remind everyone of the definition of insanity…doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result…
Posted on 1/30/23 at 6:03 am to Happygilmore
Great day to be alive, boys.
-unknown highschool football coach
-unknown highschool football coach
Posted on 1/30/23 at 6:18 am to Happygilmore
If you’re not in sales, you still have customers They are the boss and all the people you have to provide results to.
So while they say the customer is always right, it is not true at all. They are sometimes idiots. But it is your job to make the customer think they are right.
So while they say the customer is always right, it is not true at all. They are sometimes idiots. But it is your job to make the customer think they are right.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 6:55 am to Happygilmore
“The jerk store called, they’re running out of you.”
Posted on 1/30/23 at 7:08 am to Happygilmore
Meetings, none of us is as dumb as all of us.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 8:08 am to Happygilmore
Page 2 of 3
Popular
Back to top
Follow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News