re: Tried skiing today for the first time

Man, I’ve been skiing the last few days and watching the morons skip the easy greens and go straight to blues & blacks is equally frustrating and entertaining.

As I’m riding the chair up, these assholes have ski tips directly down run and have no control whatsoever. Yard sales left and right.

Whenever I go to help these idiots collect their gear I make sure to give them a shower of snow as I stop.

If you fall more than twice on a run, you’re not ready for it. Find something easier and learn to control yourself.