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re: The Vatican allegedly has a time machine

Posted on 12/23/22 at 2:45 pm to
Posted by lsubatman1
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 12/23/22 at 2:45 pm to
I went to the Vatican over the summer. I didn't see any time machine's but did get screamed at and told to leave for taking pictures of the Sistine Chapel. Joke was on them because I walked out and went right back through the museum and into the chapel again.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 12/23/22 at 3:04 pm to
quote:

I went to the Vatican over the summer. I didn't see any time machine's but did get screamed at and told to leave for taking pictures of the Sistine Chapel. Joke was on them because I walked out and went right back through the museum and into the chapel again.


That reminds me of a Justin Wilson joke I heard this week. LSU fan friend of his always goes to Tiger stadium with two tickets, so when he gets thrown out, he can walk back in.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
42708 posts
Posted on 12/23/22 at 3:05 pm to
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Joke was on them because I walked out and went right back through the museum and into the chapel again.

Was it really? Maybe they used the Time Machine to scream at you
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
91023 posts
Posted on 12/23/22 at 5:55 pm to
quote:

went to the Vatican over the summer. I didn't see any time machine's but did get screamed at and told to leave for taking pictures of the Sistine Chapel. Joke was on them because I walked out and went right back through the museum and into the chapel again.


I have a funny joke about 3 black guys visiting the Vatican but I’ll get banned for it here
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18391 posts
Posted on 12/23/22 at 8:21 pm to
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I didn't see any time machine's but did get screamed at and told to leave for taking pictures of the Sistine Chapel


I got yelled at when I went too

I didn't care. They don't prohibit pictures for some sanctity reason. They do it because when they took a bunch of money from Japanese businessmen to restore the frescoes, the Japanese had the rights to photos and videos. After those rights lapsed, the rule stuck around to sell photos after the tour.
Posted by Geaux Tahel
Member since Feb 2006
6647 posts
Posted on 12/23/22 at 9:47 pm to
quote:

I went to the Vatican over the summer. I didn't see any time machine's


Ya, cuz they keep it out in the open.

quote:

Joke was on them because I walked out and went right back through the museum and into the chapel again.


Or maybe joke was on you and you walked out but thru the time machine and portaled back in before you took pictures so they let you stay.

Do you even common sense?
Posted by UncleLester
West of the Mississippi
Member since Aug 2008
6662 posts
Posted on 12/23/22 at 9:48 pm to
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I went to the Vatican over the summer. I didn't see any time machine's but did get screamed at and told to leave for taking pictures of the Sistine Chapel. Joke was on them because I walked out and went right back through the museum and into the chapel again.


The key is to hold your phone discreetly at your waist level in video mode and then screenshot later just to spite them.
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