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re: Dad joke thread. What’s the worst part of playing tag with clowns?

Posted on 12/18/22 at 3:42 pm to
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 12/18/22 at 3:42 pm to
I had to have surgery once. While we were waiting for the operation to start, I asked the anesthesiologist if I could take control of his machine for a few seconds.

He told me, "sure- knock yourself out!"
Posted by asphinctersayswhat
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2011
3360 posts
Posted on 12/18/22 at 4:13 pm to
Mushrooms walks into a bar.
Bartender says "get out of here, we don't serve your kind".
Mushroom says " why not, I'm a fun guy."
Posted by coonass27
shreveport
Member since Mar 2008
3620 posts
Posted on 12/18/22 at 5:18 pm to
What would Kevin gates say if he was a pirate?

I be thinkin wit me Dick
Posted by MidnightVibe
Member since Feb 2015
7896 posts
Posted on 12/18/22 at 5:46 pm to
Why did the new egg feel so good?

Because it just got laid.
Posted by Lou
Modesto, CA
Member since Aug 2005
8294 posts
Posted on 12/18/22 at 6:01 pm to
What's the difference between a motel and a hotel? A ho tell anybody
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124727 posts
Posted on 12/18/22 at 8:37 pm to
I found some really great chicken strips…




I was on chicken Tinder
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124727 posts
Posted on 12/18/22 at 8:39 pm to
You know what the Russian version of Sleeping Beauty is called?





Anesthesia
Posted by thatsnotmydog
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2013
369 posts
Posted on 12/19/22 at 8:57 am to
Mor Miles resident expert on Jewish dicks
Posted by Crimson1st
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2010
20279 posts
Posted on 12/19/22 at 9:16 am to
What do you call a sleeping cow?

A bull dozer!
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