re: Thinking of visiting National WW2 Museum in New Orleans

The second you cross into Orleans Parish, you will be greeted by a bullet. If you manage to dodge said bullet, two minutes later a young lad will attempt to carjack you while Latoya Cantrell watches and cheers. If you manage to avoid this too, you will arrive safely at the WW2 museum, but you will return to four busted windows and a busted windshield. While you’re inspecting your vehicle, you will be robbed at gunpoint. If you manage to escape, you will be named King for life. These are the rules. I don’t make them.