re: Don’t shoot the messenger

He's trying to instigate a riot, & it's actually a pretty good way to do it.

He's targeting certain people that think Sampson is our only big time lock. If he can convince them that Sampson isn't coming...it's complete meltdown time.

OP probably doesn't have a girlfriend/wife. If he does...her vajayjay most likely isn't serviced very well, & may have cobwebs and dust on it.