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re: Elephant kills 70 year old Indian woman; returns to her funeral to desecrate her corpse

Posted on 6/13/22 at 10:55 am to
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
78068 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 10:55 am to
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Elephant kills 70 year old Indian woman; returns to her funeral to desecrate her corpse



A+ thread title.
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
18895 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 11:01 am to
sounds like a personal beef.
Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
65147 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 11:18 am to
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
25720 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 11:28 am to
That old lady knew what she did to that elephant
Posted by Spawn
Berlin
Member since Oct 2006
7053 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 11:28 am to
Sounds like the plot of Jaws: The Revenge where they fly to the Bahamas on vacation and somehow the shark knows and follows them there.

Gotta be more to the story.
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
12651 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 11:43 am to
Dang it. I read this story and can't stop laughing about it. This shouldn't be funny.
Posted by lake chuck fan
westlake
Member since Aug 2011
9247 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 11:45 am to
I call bullshite.
Posted by PacoPicopiedra
1 Ft. Above Sea Level
Member since Apr 2012
1162 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 11:49 am to
Posted by ColdTurkey
Where the Buffalo roam...
Member since Nov 2019
7632 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 11:50 am to
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Dang it. I read this story and can't stop laughing about it. This shouldn't be funny.

Same. I keep imagining a spoof movie where an elephant keeps appearing out of nowhere angry as frick and the townspeople react by looking up and screaming at it with their hands raised like the old Gojira (Godzilla) Chinese movies.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53985 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 11:57 am to
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the old Gojira (Godzilla) Chinese movies.


Those were Japanese, sir.
Posted by KLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2003
10327 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 12:02 pm to
Damn BAMA fans!
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13440 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 12:11 pm to
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appeared out of nowhere.


I hate that statement. Did he just materialized right next to her?



New technology. Teleportation.
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
45208 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 12:19 pm to
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Nobody hates donkeys.



Possibly but there is one definite reason why a donkey is associated with democrats. A donkey is the most stubborn, laziest animal on earth.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
109116 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 6:58 pm to
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Possibly but there is one definite reason why a donkey is associated with democrats. A donkey is the most stubborn, laziest animal on earth.


I don’t think a donkey is known for being lazy. They’re out in the fields to fight predators that are going out to kill the flock. If anything, I think a donkey is stereotypically a hardworking animal. Stubborn, sure, but not lazy.
This post was edited on 6/13/22 at 7:04 pm
Posted by Mavocato
The Woodlands,Tx.
Member since Dec 2012
59 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 7:11 pm to
FJB. Dems and their leadership are flat out delusional and are ruining our country.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
49856 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 7:12 pm to
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An elephant in eastern India killed a 70-year-old woman and then returned to her funeral to trample her corpse.


Hardcore gangster elephant
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63542 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 7:16 pm to
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Murmu


This is now what I want my grandchildren to call their grandmother.
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
14337 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 7:17 pm to
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After being trampled, Ms Murmu was taken to hospital where she died from her injuries, police officer Lopamudra Nayak was quoted as saying to the Press Trust of India news agency. Reports said when family members gathered for the funeral and were in the middle of performing last rites, the same elephant appeared, lifted Ms Murmu’s body from the funeral pyre and trampled it again, as shocked mourners looked on.


Holy shite, that's funny.
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
21496 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 7:37 pm to
Every news reporter in India ought to be fired if they don't interview the family till they get an answer as to why?
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
109116 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 7:39 pm to
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Every news reporter in India ought to be fired if they don't interview the family till they get an answer as to why?


Seriously, that’s a headline from the Onion of old when they were funny. This has to be among the most darkly hilarious stories I’ve ever heard.
This post was edited on 6/13/22 at 7:44 pm
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