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re: Give me your best Boudreaux/Thibodeaux joke
Posted on 5/29/22 at 1:17 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Posted on 5/29/22 at 1:17 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Boudreaux lived with his wife Clotile on the Bayou and a horrible flood came. The waters rose too quick and too swift and Boudreaux tried to hold on to her, but she was swept away.
The waters went down and Thibodeaux and his friends came to try to help locate Clotile. After a couple days Boudreaux was distraught since they hadn’t found her yet, and was about to go out looking again when there was a knock on the door.
Boudreaux opened it and Thibodeaux was standing there and said “brother, I got good news, and I got bad news. What do you want first?”
Boudreaux asked for the bad news and Thibodeaux Said,
“We found Clotile this morning down the bayou, she didn’t make it.”
Boudreaux cried out in agony “but I thought you said you had Good news!”
Thibodeaux said, “Mais yeah! She had 2 dozen blue crabs on her and we’re running her again today!”
The waters went down and Thibodeaux and his friends came to try to help locate Clotile. After a couple days Boudreaux was distraught since they hadn’t found her yet, and was about to go out looking again when there was a knock on the door.
Boudreaux opened it and Thibodeaux was standing there and said “brother, I got good news, and I got bad news. What do you want first?”
Boudreaux asked for the bad news and Thibodeaux Said,
“We found Clotile this morning down the bayou, she didn’t make it.”
Boudreaux cried out in agony “but I thought you said you had Good news!”
Thibodeaux said, “Mais yeah! She had 2 dozen blue crabs on her and we’re running her again today!”
This post was edited on 5/29/22 at 7:59 pm
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Posted on 5/29/22 at 1:33 pm to fr33manator
One day Boudreaux and Thibodeaux decided to build a spaceship.
NASA hears about it and heads to Louisiana to investigate.
The NASA officials arrive at Boudreaux’s house to find a 20 foot tall rocket made out of wood.
“You plan on taking this rocket into space?” the NASA officials ask
“Dat’s right” Boudreaux replies
“Where do you want to go in space?”
“We visitin’ da sun”
“You’re visiting the sun?”
“Yeah”
“In a wooden rocket?”
“Yeah”
“Aren’t you worried a wooden rocket would burn up?”
“Nah, couyon, we goin’ at night.”
NASA hears about it and heads to Louisiana to investigate.
The NASA officials arrive at Boudreaux’s house to find a 20 foot tall rocket made out of wood.
“You plan on taking this rocket into space?” the NASA officials ask
“Dat’s right” Boudreaux replies
“Where do you want to go in space?”
“We visitin’ da sun”
“You’re visiting the sun?”
“Yeah”
“In a wooden rocket?”
“Yeah”
“Aren’t you worried a wooden rocket would burn up?”
“Nah, couyon, we goin’ at night.”
This post was edited on 5/30/22 at 8:08 pm
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