Considering I was prepared to be trying to lift off from the toilet…maybe? Should I be so lucky?

The cramps are still there and I don’t feel great but no sweating, no chills. Just a waxing and waning ache in my guts. And no movement either way.

It would be some coincidence though. Enough to not Break the hard R ule again.

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Posted by hoojy

In the fridge with my hot sauce.

Member since Nov 2013

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Posted on 5/13/22 at 4:32 pm to fr33manator

I would go to the ER tonight if still there tonight, baw.

My colon literally blew up on those same symptoms.

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Posted by tigersownall

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Posted on 5/13/22 at 4:38 pm to fr33manator

If this were my dad he would drink a bottle of magnesium citrate and commence to cleaning out his shite. You sound constipated.

Not that anyone cares but my cramps went away after my second shite today. Feeling great now.

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Posted by 24nights

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Posted on 5/13/22 at 4:41 pm to fr33manator

I would eat about 15 lbs of refried beans then do a footlong line of coke to help speed up the process. Believe in the science baw.

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Posted by WildTchoupitoulas

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Posted on 5/13/22 at 4:59 pm to fr33manator

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Enough to not Break the hard R ule again.

Here's the thing about the R-month rule:

By the time May rolls around, it's still crawfish season, and shrimp are starting to come in. Once we get into the heat of summer, crabs will be running. We'll basically have crabs until it starts cooling off again in late September, early October. By then it's time for oysters again.

In short: Only eat oysters when nothing else is in season (crawfish, shrimp, crabs) and you'll be alright.

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