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re: Raw oysters at 5, severe stomach cramps at 8:15…how bad is my night about to be?

Posted on 5/13/22 at 9:19 am to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 5/13/22 at 9:19 am to
The weird thing is it’s still just cramps. Everything else so far is just been burps and farts. I keep waiting for the Hershey squirts to Burst forth but they haven’t yet.
Posted by MattA
Member since Nov 2019
1618 posts
Posted on 5/13/22 at 9:25 am to
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The weird thing is it’s still just cramps. Everything else so far is just been burps and farts. I keep waiting for the Hershey squirts to Burst forth but they haven’t yet.


Lock yourself in the bathroom and get to work. Put some handles on that toilet if need be. Need to release the kraken to ditch the cramps

Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Simcoe Strip - He/Him/Helicopter
Member since Oct 2011
36621 posts
Posted on 5/13/22 at 9:29 am to
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The weird thing is it’s still just cramps. Everything else so far is just been burps and farts. I keep waiting for the Hershey squirts to Burst forth but they haven’t yet.
Thats scary. Hopefully you’re in a good spot when that time comes.

Nothing like getting Hershey squirt chills with no toilet nearby
Posted by MyRockstarComplex
The airport
Member since Nov 2009
3422 posts
Posted on 5/13/22 at 9:53 am to
If you aren’t exploding yet, it’s not norovirus. Welcome to the 5% club.

I had something similar in college after eating a meat lovers pizza that had been in my fridge for over 2 weeks. Sprite and a few days should clear it up. Your stomach just hates you.
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