re: Raw oysters at 5, severe stomach cramps at 8:15…how bad is my night about to be?

I’d love a doctor’s input here, but isn’t what’s commonly referred to as “food poisoning” just a myth and it’s just norovirus (which is spread through pee pee poo poo germs) 95% of the time?

The only cure is to let the virus flush your system entirely, then start getting pedialyte back in you. The dehydration hangover is usually twice as bad as the part where you explode from both ends.

That said, norovirus is going around bad.

Edit: and one of the main tells of norovirus is that your shits and farts smell WAY worse than normal.