re: phrases you just don't hear anymore

I wouldn’t frick her with your dicc if you paid me
Fits like socks on a rooster
That sucker is harder than wood pecker lips
Sweating like a ——gger trying to read
Fuked up like a soup sammich
Bout as fuked up as a goat roping
shite more complicated than chinese algebra
She can suck the chrome of a trailer ball
She can suck a golf ball through a hose pipe

Well I guess those don’t qualify cus I hear them all the time