re: If you had to choose one, would you bang Lizzo or Rosie O’Donnell in her prime?

Lizzo and it isn't even close. Lizzo has a pretty face is talented, can twerk and looks like a lot of fun. She is a real woman and would try to get you off.

Rosie, by the standards of some, had the better body but has perma bitch face and is a lesbian. She would in no way provide the assist. It would be like banging a refrigerator.