Wednesday joke thread

Does anyone happen to remember the black kid character's name from the Jetsons?

What password does Forrest Gump use for his computer?

1Forrest1

What do you call an anti-vax nanny?

Mrs Doubtpfizer

Did you know Kurt Cobain had really bad dandruff?
























Yeah they found his head and shoulders behind the couch.

Mary had a little lamb


That’s what she gets for sleeping in the barn

What the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?













Paul Walker made it to 100 before he passed

Guy was married for 40 years when his sweet wife tragically passed away. As the pallbearers carried her casket through the funeral home, they hit a corner, and subsequently started to hear noises from inside.

Turned out the wife was alive, everyone was overjoyed, and she lived 20 more years with her husband of (now) 60 years.

But ultimately, she again passed away before her husband, and again there was a funeral. As they walked the casket through the same funeral home for a second time two decades later, the husband shouted "hey fellas watch the corner, watch the corner!"

What’s the definition of ‘Vagina”?


The box the penis cums in.

Where does extra virgin olive oil come from?








Really ugly olives.

Q: Why do pigeons fly upside-down over New Orleans?
A: Nothing there is worth shitting on.