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re: Gotta give props to Orgeron about this…..
Posted on 2/2/22 at 9:00 pm to Yippie_Ky_yae
Posted on 2/2/22 at 9:00 pm to Yippie_Ky_yae
I'm gonna tell a parting story about O and I have gotten to know him a bit the past few years, especially since the mid-life crisis fully manifested. I agree, it is going to be very difficult for him to stay away from the kids very long. Simple solution for him is a volunteer assignment for the time-being but back to the funnyish story that led me to this topic.
Anyway, back in late November, O sold the Suburban (Or maybe the ex got it, I dunno...) and bought a brand-fricking new tricked very 6 figure black Mercedes. He stopped at Be-Quik on Perkins for gas one night and I just happened to be pulling up at the same time. Anyway, he must have just been topping off because he locked the gas pump on pump, then went into the store for his everyday slim jim fix. So, I'm pumping my gas and I hear gas spilling all over the place on his side of the pump. Gas was flying out the side of his brand new Merc. So I step around and click it off. Gas all down the side of the car and everywhere on the ground. So I go into the store and tell him wtf he just did. He just shook it off and went about his business, whatever that might be now.
Anyway, back in late November, O sold the Suburban (Or maybe the ex got it, I dunno...) and bought a brand-fricking new tricked very 6 figure black Mercedes. He stopped at Be-Quik on Perkins for gas one night and I just happened to be pulling up at the same time. Anyway, he must have just been topping off because he locked the gas pump on pump, then went into the store for his everyday slim jim fix. So, I'm pumping my gas and I hear gas spilling all over the place on his side of the pump. Gas was flying out the side of his brand new Merc. So I step around and click it off. Gas all down the side of the car and everywhere on the ground. So I go into the store and tell him wtf he just did. He just shook it off and went about his business, whatever that might be now.
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Posted on 2/2/22 at 9:15 pm to justsaygeaux2
That story had no point whatsoever.
Posted on 2/2/22 at 9:19 pm to justsaygeaux2
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He stopped at Be-Quik on Perkins for gas one night and I just happened to be pulling up at the same time. Anyway, he must have just been topping off
You sure he didn't chase a milf inside to try to top her off?
Posted on 2/2/22 at 9:24 pm to justsaygeaux2
You really reeled me in with the start of this story, and I’m just letting you know that I’m extremely disappointed with how it turned out.
Posted on 2/2/22 at 10:00 pm to justsaygeaux2
Was he supposed to apologize for a broken pump?
Posted on 2/3/22 at 4:11 am to justsaygeaux2
So Ed Orgeron didnt even know how to work a gas pump?
That dude is dumb as a fricking rock and should never be heard from again
That dude is dumb as a fricking rock and should never be heard from again
Posted on 2/3/22 at 10:30 am to justsaygeaux2
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justsaygeaux2
Sweet JESUS that's impressive!!!!!
Posted on 2/3/22 at 3:37 pm to justsaygeaux2
Well you certainly have NO career at telling stories, it sounded like my 5yr old explaining a trip to the gas station. Is there an end, a joke, a meaning? Stick to pumping gas and not telling stories.
Posted on 2/3/22 at 3:55 pm to justsaygeaux2
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I'm gonna tell a parting story about O and I have gotten to know him a bit the past few years, especially since the mid-life crisis fully manifested. I agree, it is going to be very difficult for him to stay away from the kids very long. Simple solution for him is a volunteer assignment for the time-being but back to the funnyish story that led me to this topic. Anyway, back in late November, O sold the Suburban (Or maybe the ex got it, I dunno...) and bought a brand-fricking new tricked very 6 figure black Mercedes. He stopped at Be-Quik on Perkins for gas one night and I just happened to be pulling up at the same time. Anyway, he must have just been topping off because he locked the gas pump on pump, then went into the store for his everyday slim jim fix. So, I'm pumping my gas and I hear gas spilling all over the place on his side of the pump. Gas was flying out the side of his brand new Merc. So I step around and click it off. Gas all down the side of the car and everywhere on the ground. So I go into the store and tell him wtf he just did. He just shook it off and went about his business, whatever that might be now.
See…..I would have embellished slightly and said:
And you wouldn’t believe what happened after that……I found a 75 dollar bill on the ground after he told me that.
This post was edited on 2/3/22 at 3:56 pm
Posted on 2/4/22 at 12:04 am to justsaygeaux2
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Anyway, back in late November, O sold the Suburban (Or maybe the ex got it, I dunno...) and bought a brand-fricking new tricked very 6 figure black Mercedes. He stopped at Be-Quik on Perkins for gas one night and I just happened to be pulling up at the same time. Anyway, he must have just been topping off because he locked the gas pump on pump, then went into the store for his everyday slim jim fix. So, I'm pumping my gas and I hear gas spilling all over the place on his side of the pump. Gas was flying out the side of his brand new Merc. So I step around and click it off. Gas all down the side of the car and everywhere on the ground. So I go into the store and tell him wtf he just did. He just shook it off and went about his business, whatever that might be now.
Rawr! frick LSU Coaches for being human.
This post was edited on 2/4/22 at 3:15 pm
Posted on 2/4/22 at 12:15 am to justsaygeaux2
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I'm gonna tell a parting story about O and I have gotten to know him a bit the past few years
You had me...
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So I go into the store and tell him wtf he just did. He just shook it off and went about his business, whatever that might be now.
AND, you lost me...
IF you had said he gave you $20 for your trouble, then that led to great conversation, that would have helped.
NOPE...
Posted on 2/4/22 at 4:32 am to justsaygeaux2
I decided to rewrite the ending for you...
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Gas was flying out the side of his brand new Merc. So I step around and click it off. Gas all down the side of the car and everywhere on the ground. So I go into the store and tell him wtf he just did. I look up and I see coach O standing there flirting with some hot blonde and bs-ing with the clerk. He looks up from his conversation, throws me about 30 Slim Jims he is about to purchase and yells "Snap into a Slim Jim! Oh Yeah!" He then proceeds to shotgun 2 red bulls and runs out the door yelling "Roll Tide What?! F*** You!
This post was edited on 2/4/22 at 4:39 am
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