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re: CDC Is Monitoring Local Residents Following Crash of Semi Carrying 100 CDC Test Monkeys

Posted on 1/24/22 at 4:58 am to
Posted by scottfruget
Member since Nov 2010
3392 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 4:58 am to
Stuck her finger in the cage…I don’t believe you gif
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
28137 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 5:05 am to
Do you have any sudden urges to eat a ton of bananas and throw your shite at other people?
Posted by Bulldogblitz
In my house
Member since Dec 2018
26792 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 5:43 am to
But was the driver vaxxed?
Posted by TigahTeeth
Georgia
Member since Feb 2016
5190 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 6:08 am to
I’m really getting tired of movies becoming reality!
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68421 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 6:46 am to
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Why would the CDC monitor locals for mere cold-like symptoms?

The monkeys were obviously infected with something much more serious than a cold
Does any source besides gateway pundit report the CDC monitoring locals for cold-like symptoms?
Posted by jonnyanony
Member since Nov 2020
10060 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 6:55 am to
This person sticks their finger in a cage without seeing what's inside I hope they contract the coronabola that's inside
Posted by PineyWoodsHog
Texas
Member since Sep 2021
1561 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 7:42 am to
quote:

Does any source besides gateway pundit report the CDC monitoring locals for cold-like symptoms?


13newsnow.com



Posted by Plx1776
Member since Oct 2017
16271 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 7:43 am to
Cdc: good news. We've managed to invent a new covid variant that has the lethality of Ebola.
Posted by PollyDawg
Member since Jul 2021
1103 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 7:56 am to
quote:

So this is the next variant?


My first thought.
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
27682 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 8:01 am to
What is that gif from? Lol
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68421 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 8:02 am to
Thanks
Posted by Gaspergou202
Metairie, LA
Member since Jun 2016
13501 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 8:35 am to
I thought I was a CDC test monkey. I have three WuFlu shots already!
Posted by winkchance
St. George, LA
Member since Jul 2016
4128 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 8:35 am to
Article on CBS news says all monkeys were accounted for and then the bottom of the article:

“We’re asking everyone to stay to stay away from the monkeys,” Pelachick said. “If they see one, call 911 immediately and get away from the monkey.”

LINK
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
96387 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 8:37 am to
Posted by xxTIMMYxx
Member since Aug 2019
17562 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 8:39 am to
Celtic was actually one that escaped
This post was edited on 1/24/22 at 8:40 am
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
30459 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 8:41 am to
It’s 21 degrees in Pittsburg.

Those monkeys are apesicles if they are still out and about.
This post was edited on 1/24/22 at 8:45 am
Posted by WinnaSez
Jackson, MS
Member since Mar 2019
1014 posts
Posted on 1/25/22 at 12:52 am to
Seriously, where are the PETA fricktards? First they ignore Fauci torturing puppies and now they turn a blind’s eye to primates??
So the libs have lost their center???
Posted by IceTiger
Really hot place
Member since Oct 2007
26584 posts
Posted on 1/25/22 at 1:24 am to
quote:

It’s 21 degrees in Pittsburg.

Those monkeys are apesicles if they are still out and about


That's typically true, but if they stick together, they may survive.

We used to have Monkeys at this building at edgewood...
Posted by John_V
SELA
Member since Oct 2018
1754 posts
Posted on 1/25/22 at 2:00 am to
quote:

So this is the next variant?


Bingo, these monkeys were likely test subjects for covid variations/treatments or smallpox is my guess
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22452 posts
Posted on 1/25/22 at 2:01 am to
Do you want a zombie apocalypse? Because this is how you get a zombie apocalypse.
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