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Those of you who’ve walked out on first dates, what was your “I’m out of here” moment?
Posted on 1/10/22 at 5:41 pm
Posted on 1/10/22 at 5:41 pm
If you've never walked out, what's the closest you've been?
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Posted on 1/10/22 at 5:44 pm to BlueShield
r/AskMen, huh?
Posted on 1/10/22 at 5:45 pm to BlueShield
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Those of you who’ve walked out on first dates, what was your “I’m out of here” moment?
I met this lady in Hollywood
She had green hair, but damn she looked good
I took her to my house 'cause she was fine
But she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine
Posted on 1/10/22 at 5:46 pm to BlueShield
Blind date…..she was ugly. It’s not really walking out if I took her home after the quick dinner though.
Posted on 1/10/22 at 5:46 pm to BlueShield
Woman talked for 20 minutes straight then when she did ask me a question I got 3 words in before she interrupted me to ask the waitress to change the TV channel.
Posted on 1/10/22 at 5:46 pm to BlueShield
She was a “slay queen” Karen who was a big fan of Kamala Harris and wanted to know what my opinion was on her. What went through my head: “Date over in T-Minus five seconds.” She’s the one that left though since I wanted to eat the sea bass filet because I was already there. My mentality:
This post was edited on 1/10/22 at 5:59 pm
Posted on 1/10/22 at 5:51 pm to BlueShield
When we were at the bar with a bunch of friends and she said she had to take a shite. Then I took her back to my place and she actually took a shite. And it stank up my apartment.
Thanks, Red Lobster.
Thanks, Red Lobster.
Posted on 1/10/22 at 5:52 pm to BlueShield
Dates are for virgins.
Invite a bitch over to your place, wear her holes put, call her an Uber, never speak to her again.
Invite a bitch over to your place, wear her holes put, call her an Uber, never speak to her again.
Posted on 1/10/22 at 5:57 pm to BlueShield
quote:
what was your “I’m out of here” moment?
When she didn't come back from "going to powder her nose"...
Posted on 1/10/22 at 5:58 pm to BlueShield
quote:
f you've never walked out, what's the closest you've been?
blind date...some how we got to talking about politics, I mentioned I liked Rush Limbaugh and she about had a fit...
It was over before it started because I wasn't remotely attracted to her ....when I found it she as a lib, I was trying to figure out how to get out of there and have her pay for the dinner
Posted on 1/10/22 at 5:58 pm to BlueShield
She showed up with her 4 year old daughter, a daughter I did not know about at all
Posted on 1/10/22 at 6:05 pm to BlueShield
There was only one that I was tempted to walk out on (no pics). 10+ years ago. I'm ten minutes early so I walk a few yards to an ATM. I finish and get back to the restaurant 5 minutes late. She's there:
Her: "If you had been one more minute late I was going to leave"
Me: "yeah sorry went to the ATM"
Her: "don't care, I've walked out on my father before"
I'm already wondering wtf she is on about. But it was a first date, not a first evening drunk in a bar, that already happened, and worked well. So dial it back.
Five minutes later she's arguing and shouting with the waiter about how to make a simple syrup. Vigorously defending a position, and loudly.
I walk to the bathroom, call a woman friend of mine, and ask her what our friends are doing and if they're having more fun. The answer is no, so I stayed, had a sandwich, and left promptly. Hard pass after that. She's a nut.
Her: "If you had been one more minute late I was going to leave"
Me: "yeah sorry went to the ATM"
Her: "don't care, I've walked out on my father before"
I'm already wondering wtf she is on about. But it was a first date, not a first evening drunk in a bar, that already happened, and worked well. So dial it back.
Five minutes later she's arguing and shouting with the waiter about how to make a simple syrup. Vigorously defending a position, and loudly.
I walk to the bathroom, call a woman friend of mine, and ask her what our friends are doing and if they're having more fun. The answer is no, so I stayed, had a sandwich, and left promptly. Hard pass after that. She's a nut.
Posted on 1/10/22 at 6:13 pm to BlueShield
A chick told me her favorite movie was I Am Number Four and I laughed really loud and long because I thought she was joking.
She was not and she left
She was not and she left
This post was edited on 1/10/22 at 6:14 pm
Posted on 1/10/22 at 6:15 pm to BlueShield
Her tits were big, but so was her forehead, and it was much larger than it needed to be for size of her brain.
Posted on 1/10/22 at 6:17 pm to BlueShield
I went on a date in college, she loved LSU baseball, so we went to a game, flipping fricking cold arse weather. She yelled for every LSU batter that came to the plate.
People started staring at her, we left around 5th inning. I blamed the cold.
We get to her house, we were just bs'ing about things. She brings up out the blue how she was raped a few yrs back. I quietly just talked for about 10 minutes, then I left.
I saw her around campus and she never looked at me. Thanks goodness. She was the definition of batshit nuts!
People started staring at her, we left around 5th inning. I blamed the cold.
We get to her house, we were just bs'ing about things. She brings up out the blue how she was raped a few yrs back. I quietly just talked for about 10 minutes, then I left.
I saw her around campus and she never looked at me. Thanks goodness. She was the definition of batshit nuts!
Posted on 1/10/22 at 6:20 pm to BlueShield
Never walked out on one. When I was playing the internet game I'd meet up at a bar nearby where I could be kind and get out for around 20 bucks. No need to be an arse hole. Thank them for their time and let them know you're not interested if you ain't trying to plug it in.
Posted on 1/10/22 at 6:21 pm to BlueShield
Put out or get out.
Posted on 1/10/22 at 6:22 pm to BlueShield
When she said hello in a very baritone voice, I hung around to see if things would improve. I was in a drought.
But when we both excused ourselves and both walked into the mens room, I had to leave.
But when we both excused ourselves and both walked into the mens room, I had to leave.
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