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Good Morning Humans
Tis the season of Joy.

Imagine, a long time ago, a Jewish woman was riding Joseph's arse all the way home for the holidays. Probably bitching because he wanted to wing it with no reservations.

Plus her father was going to jump his arse for knocking her up and all he could say is it was “just the tip!” and quote Michael Jackson and sing, “the child is not my son!!”

His brothers would tease him mercilessly about raising Jody’s kid and his poor choices in loose women with daddy issues.

Anyways, it was not a happy trip as he had a huge custom cabinet job to bid for his rich uncle’s vacation villa and she wanted to go see her folks when he’d rather be working.

So he drank a lot of wine and did his best to smile. The same thing we do this time of year.

Cheers to Joesph

And Err’body enjoy the holiday season, to the best of your ability.