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Posted on 11/30/16 at 10:27 am
Posted by Wind
Member since Nov 2016
854 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 10:27 am
Would you guys support me as the new Athletic Director for LSU Athletics?

•I am overweight and sweat like a fat kid in gym if the AC gets above 68°

•I haven't lived in Louisiana since I was 15 and honestly wouldn't move back. I plan to run my administration via WebEX and Skype video calls.

•I stopped playing football at a competitive level after I got tired of sitting on the bench, bored in 6th grade.

•I'm currently employed as an IT Project Manager. So I'm organized and I can turn my computer off and on (usually).

•I won the recruiting title in NCAA 06-14 and excel in recruiting simulations for future years.


•I read Tiger Droppings and agree with you guys maybe 22.36% of the time.


Please help me open up a kick-starter campaign to fund my dream. It has been my dream since I was a kid to manage LSU football.

P.S.:

I will need some of you to help me put together a binder for my job interview.



Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166319 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 10:27 am to
Did you hire David Cutcliffe at Duke?

Did you have the balls to hire the most beloved unqualified successful candidate for the football program at LSU?

Do you defer on bidding wars?
Posted by Rza32
Member since Nov 2008
3605 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 10:29 am to
Title of your thread sucks.
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
13262 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 10:30 am to
We gonna throw the bank at Theo Epstein to come take over. Jimmy Sexton as Associate AD. Clear coaching searches, full wallets, can't lose.
Posted by Stuckinthe90s
Dallas, TX
Member since Apr 2013
2576 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 10:30 am to
If you haven't fired the greatest coaches in a sports history over a fake story, you aren't qualified. GTFO


Edit: evidently he wasn't close to the greatest lacrosse coach, still didn't deserve the shaft.
This post was edited on 11/30/16 at 10:33 am
Posted by Roux-Roux
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2003
1768 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 10:32 am to
Chicken,

Can we get a new board?

"Athletic Director Changes"

First topic:

"Bring back Mark Emmert "

2nd topic

"Sauces telling me Mark Emmert coming back to LSU"
Posted by Wind
Member since Nov 2016
854 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 10:48 am to
quote:

Did you hire David Cutcliffe at Duke?


No but I did help him put together the powerpoint which got him the job.

quote:

Did you have the balls to hire the most beloved unqualified successful candidate for the football program at LSU?


No, I don't even have the balls to order extra hot sauce on my chicken wings.

quote:

Do you defer on bidding wars?


I give open ended pricing and even negotiate with myself.
Posted by Wind
Member since Nov 2016
854 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 10:49 am to
quote:

Title of your thread sucks.




You suck.
Posted by Clockwatcher68
Youngsville
Member since May 2006
6907 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 10:57 am to
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New AD at LSU


I was told their would be a binder?
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