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Posted on 11/30/07 at 7:44 pm
Posted by jonboy
Member since Sep 2003
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Posted on 11/30/07 at 7:44 pm
Fred G. Sanford (the "G" stands for Gridiron) will be named Head Coach at LSU on tuesday. Lamont will be asst. head coach and will take over as head coach if Fred has "the big one".
Grady and Bubba will be named OC and DC, respectively. Rollo will be named Recruiting Coordinator. Julio is expected to be named offensive line coach. Officers Smitty and Hoppy will be team security.
When asked about Aunt Esther's role, Fred says she will be team chaplain and cook. In regards to cooking Fred states, "Its a plate of nutrition served by a whole lotta UGLY!"
LSU officials expect Sanford to bring his secret sports drink "Cham-pipple"(a mixture of Champagne and Ripple) to Baton Rouge.
Cham-pipple is known to successfully help tired defenses recover late in the season.
Sanfords contract will be 4 years for $30 grand and a $500 buyout.
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
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Posted on 11/30/07 at 7:45 pm to
YOU ARE FUNNNNNNNY
Posted by LSU130
Alabama
Member since Aug 2007
113 posts
Posted on 11/30/07 at 8:47 pm to
instant classic, you big dummie.
Posted by Stevo
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2004
11453 posts
Posted on 11/30/07 at 8:49 pm to
Elizabeth, Help Me!! I'm coming to see you!!
Posted by Tiger in Texas
Houston, Texas
Member since Sep 2004
20933 posts
Posted on 11/30/07 at 8:50 pm to
This is the big one Elizabeth!!
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